Crazy Night

I went to a friends party in LA. A drunk friend was lying on a guys lap on a bench outside the club. I went an picked her up (lying across my arms) said, "Better luck tomorrow night" to the guy and walked away carrying my friend. I woke up in bed with someone, in an apartment. The person whose apartment I'm at isn't here... but I met a cool young lady. I'm waiting for her to get your of the shower as I write this. That sums up everything I can say, without legally implicating someone in a crime.